SIMON SAYS.YOU DO IT.YOU GET PAID.
a faceless man holds up a sign. the timeline obeys. do the dumb thing on X, link the proof — if Simon buys it, the treasury pays you real SOL.
do something stupid. get paid. simple.
EVERY DARE IS LIVE · PICK WHATEVER YOU WANT · FIRST REAL PROOF ON EACH ONE TAKES THE BAG
every cleared dare scores points — harder dares pay more. top 5 get the crown spots. climb or cope.
“board's empty. be the first name on it.”
simon posts a dare
one dare goes live for the whole timeline at once. only the top one counts.
you do it on X
pull off the dumb thing on your own account, then drop the link to your post as proof.
first real proof wins
simon checks it. fakers and deleters get ratio'd and paid exactly nothing.
treasury pays you SOL
approved? the bag hits your wallet instantly. then the next dare drops.
write your own dare.
simon might pick it.
soon anyone can submit a custom dare with a bounty attached. simon curates the deranged ones, slaps them on a sign, and the timeline has to obey. fund it, name it, watch the chaos.
MAKE SIMON LAUGH
post the most unhinged thing you can defend in court
2.0 SOL · $128